What did the sardine call the submarine ?
Answer: A can of people !
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
Answer: A beer-a-cuda !
What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Answer: Fsh !
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
Answer: A hermit crab !
What fish only swims at night ?
Answer: A starfish !
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
Answer: Jellyfish !
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ?
Answer: Whale of fortune !
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Answer: Because they have electric ‘eels !
Why are gold fish orange ?
Answer: The water makes them rusty !
Who held the baby octopus to ransome ?
Answer: Squidnappers !
How do the fish get to school ?
Answer: By octobus !
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
Answer: A fish tank !
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
Answer: A seahorse !
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
Answer: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !
Which fish can perform operations?
Answer: A Sturgeon!
What is the fastest fish in the sea?