Just for Laughs


What did the sardine call the submarine ?
Answer: A can of people !

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano ?
Answer: You can’t tuna fish !

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
Answer: A beer-a-cuda !

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Answer: Fsh !

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
Answer: A hermit crab !

What fish only swims at night ?
Answer: A starfish !

What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
Answer: Jellyfish !

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ?
Answer: Whale of fortune !

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
Answer: Because they have electric ‘eels !

Why are gold fish orange ?
Answer: The water makes them rusty !

Who held the baby octopus to ransome ?
Answer: Squidnappers !

How do the fish get to school ?
Answer: By octobus !

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
Answer: A fish tank !

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
Answer: A seahorse !

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
Answer: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !

Which fish can perform operations?
Answer: A Sturgeon!

What is the fastest fish in the sea?
Answer: Go-carp

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