Jokes 101


Tony Carey, from South Australia
Top FAVORITE MOVIES

Marlin Rouge
Jurassic Carp
The Blair Fish Project
Pulp Fishin’
Silence of the Lemmings
The Codfather
Cast Away
O Batter, where art Thou?
Titanic
Home Abalone
Forrest Gubby
The Full Manta Ray (The Full Monty)
Jaws
Pearl Harbour
Final Fintasy
Mullet (An Australian current (sic) release)
Waterworld
Happy Gilmore

From Greg Sudmeier (who was on the aforementioned Spokane bus ride)
Song lines, movie tag lines and others

The Perch Is Over
Tanks for the Manta Rays
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat
Sittin’ On the Haddock of the Bay
Billy the Squid
Blubber Come Back To Me
Blubber Ducky
Wouldn’t It Be Blubbery
New Orca, New Orca, It’s a Halibut Town
Somewhere Over the Rainbow Trout
Koi-zy For You
Match Mackerel, Match Mackerel
Piranha Happy Face
Algae Around
Clammy
Minnow the Moocher
Once In A Whale
Gars and Dolphins
Lox Be A Lady Tonight
Halibut You
Maxwell the Silver Hammerhead
Cod Bless America
Smugfish Gets In Your Eyes
I’m In Love With A Beautiful Gar
Octipy My Baby With A Dixie Manta Ray
Shadanooga Choo-Choo
Don’t Coi For Me Argen-tuna
Dory, Dory, Hallelujah
It Don’t Mean A Thing If It Ain’t Got That Ling

Do-Ray-Mi
The Flounder Music
Clang, Clang, Clang Went Petrale
When You Fish Upon a Gar
What a-Trout Love
Blueberry Krill
Send In the Clownfish
Like A Sturgeon
Till Eulen-Seagull
>From the Musical “Mer”: The Age Of Aquariums, & Where’s the Fishline?
Group(er): Public Anename
Beethoven’s Fish-th
Can You Eel the Love Tuna-ght
Blowfish, Gabriel, Blowfish
I Love a Piranha
Just the Ray You Look Tuna-ght
What’s It All About, Algae?
Oh, What A Beautiful Marlin
Cod of Our Fathers
A Might Fortress Is Our Cod
Who Let the Cod’s Out?
Coi Me A River
Starfish Starfish Night
Break A Wave
Bouys and Gills
Big Gulls Don’t Coi
How Much Is That Dogfish In the Window?
A-Tuna Mattata
Hakuna MaTuna
A Gill in Calico
Mako Whoopee
StreetGar
Little David Play On Your Carp
Come Thou, Almighty Ling
Buffalo Gills
Carptown Races
The Old Grey Mer
Fin-iculi, Fin-icula
The First No-Eel
Coi to the World
Walrus Sand Forever

From Dan Barrett
song lines and more

A Cod, Aged, For Sale
I’m Gonna Wash That Catfish Right Outta My Hair
Give Me the Shrimper Life
Deep Porpoise
Underneath the Manatee
Oyster the Sun
I Flounder New Baby
Boogie Woogie Bluegill Boy
Gill Wind (Eel Wind)
Craberet
Mr. Salmon
Body and Sole
Song From Marlin Rouge
It Happened in Manta Ray
Blowfish in the Wind
A Fugu Day
(Great) White Christmas
I’ve Got a Filet I’m Falling
The Eyes and Eels of the World
Stingray to Heaven
Stingray to the Stars
Last Night on the Back Perch
Swim Bladder Loves Me
Starfish Fell on Alabama
Calamari Moon
Shellfish Bridge
The Impossible Bream
Once in a Whale
Ship Without a Snail
Ain’t Gonn Give Nobody None O’ My Jellyfish
Kiss Me, Skate
Now I Filet Me Down To Sleep
I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Skate
I Filet a Song Comin’ On
Big Snapper and Egg Man
Red Snails in the Sunset
I Guess I’ll Have to Change My Plankton
Lobster, Come Back to Me
Since I Smelt For You
I Never Smelt This Way Before
Lumpfish Is a Many Splendored Thing
Thanks For the Manta Rays
I Fish You Love
I Fished on the Moon
A Dream Is a Fish Your Carp Makes
I’ll Be Loving You, Walrus
Mako the Man Love Me
Japanese Sandab
Sky Shark
Lox Lomond
Mahi’s Makin’ Eyes at Me
I’ve Got the World on a Stingray
Everybody Loves Swim Bladder Sometimes
I’m Not Roughy
Gill of My Dreams
Octopus One
Let Me Call You Sweet Carp
oTherS!

Whale Meet Again

Whale Meat Again (a double pun!)

I Left My Heart In Salmonisco
Trout Love
Tuna Na Na You
With Penguin Hand
You Get The Bass Of My Love
Sturgeons In The Night

Cod This Be Love – Bob Marlin and The Whalers
You’re Shrimply The Bass – Tuna Turbot
Fins Can Only Get Batter – B:Ream

Porgy and Bass
All Snook Up
Oh Them Golden Kippers
O Sole Mio
Whistle A Happy Tuna
Sweet Betsy From Pike
At The Sharktown Strutters Ball
Crabtown Races
Where Have All The Flounders Gone?

Minnow The Moocher

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